: د ټوکو ټکالو پاڼي ته مو هر کلی کوم

Aaj agar aapka sms aaya to he hum roti khaenge, sachi, warna, Ghusse main aalu k parathe or chiken pulao k baad ice cream kha kar  Pepsi pee kar rat guzaar lenge!!!  dr kay band clinic kay agay lambi linr lagi hui thi 1 sardar bar-bar line main ghusta log usko pakar kay peechay phenk detay sardar: lagay raho lagay raho salon main bhi aaj clinic nhgi kholon gaa.  Faqir:10rs dedo chai peyonga Seth:chai to 5 ki hai.....Faqir: Girl friend ko b pelaonga.....Seth: Faqiro ne b Grl Friend banalin.....Faqir:nahi saab Girl Friend na Faqir bana dia ha :)  From: Ali  Call: 0321-4721534 Dil me aap dharkan me aap asman me aap zamen ma aap ankho ma aap sanso me aap jaha bhe dekho bus aap he aap Dettol wala such kahata ha jarasim har jaga hota ha..

main nai apne ghar walo samjha dia hai wo sab maan gaye hai. aap bhi apney ghar walo ko bata do. wo b man jaye gay. akhir ye baat kab tak hum chupaingay? 1 na 1 din tu pata chal jay ga Q na khoud hi bata den acha hai k k k shan biryani masale k 7 qurma masala free hai...  Kya tum ud sakte ho? Kya tum seena chir ke dikha sakte ho? Kya tum sanjivani buti laa sakte ho? Beta sirf shakl bandar jaisi hone se koi hanuman nahi hota  Mehrbaan Kadardan Dekh tamasha meri jaan yeh, BANDAR ab sms parhega. Our muskraye ga! Our yeh SMS Forward kar k apni hoshyari dikhaye ga...!  khuwab kay dhondlay shahar main aksar ek parchai pherti hay, koi sath na day mera chalna mujay ata hay, har agg say wakif hun , jalna mujay ata hay.

Pyaar ! Dukho Ka Bazaar. Premi! Dukhon Ka Kharidaar. Premika! Dukhon Ki Dukandaar. Bhai! Beech Ki Deewar. Maa Baap! Peetne Ko Tayaar. Is Liye Pyaar Mat Kar Yaar  1pagal nay 1samjhdar say sawal kia, Pagal-mombate jale to kya hota hai? Samajhdar-Roshni, Pagal-thapad mar kar bol gadhay mom zaya hoti hai,  IK SHAIR BATATA HO ZARA GHOUR SAY SUNO. Mujay nahi aata kisi aur say suno.  bhais par baithe ladke ko traffic police ne rok kar kaha- apne helmet kyu nahi pehna? Chalaan hoga. ladka- re andhe dhyan se dekh 4weeler hai.

Wife:” Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji” . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…” . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain  2 khusrae shadi ki badi dene gae, 1 bola: mei tu1100 loon ga, dosra bola: mei 2100 loon ga, piche se sardar bola: OBEY 2300 LE LE.US MEIN FM BHI HAI.. AIK DOCTOR KI NURSE SE SHADI HUI. US DOCTOR KE DOST NE US SE POCHA KE YAAAR LIFE KAISE GUZZAR RAHI HAI ?DOCTOR NE JAWAB DIA"YAAR JAB TAK SISTER NA KAHON SUNTI HI NAHIN"  (BUMPER PRIZE) sms me and win plasma tv ka khali dabba ferrari car ka photo singapur jane ke wala plane ko bye by ka moukka mera sat diner aap k ghar

Hum na honge tow kon manayega tumhe, Ye bori bath he har bath pe roya ni karte.  Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Suno! ?.l?v?u??w??;-?(9?!tg:??4!'gm?;-:-(-di!? ?:y:-;-?=(-(!a !?e?7? Aapka Kasur nahi koi B Meray Jazbaat Nai Smaj sak mujhe kya sikhaegi.  aRZ KIA HAI:Bahar aane say pehlay fiza a gae,or phool khilne say pehlay ...bakri kha gae  Aik pthan yar aaj meri jumme ki nawaz nikal gai 2nd pthan woh kese ? 1st .yara jab jamaat khara howa to imam bola apna apna mobile phone band kr do hamara mobile ghar par tha jab hum mobile band kr k wapis aaya jamaat ho chaka tha

PATHAN: meri aulad nahi hoti DOST: app mazaar per dua karo NEXT YEAR: DOST: kia howa? PATHAN: nahi hoi DOST: kon se mazar per dua ki thi? PATHAN: QAID_E_AZAM KA  Dost dost na raha. Piyar piyar na raha. Jab jaib se paisey khatam hogaey. To dukaan pe udhaar na raha.  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kuch b ni ha kia pr ray ho.  Asi v smart,Tusi v smartSada v rang saafTwada v rang saafBas ik chota jea fark ae,Asi dil ton saafTusi dimag ton saaf.

aik dafa *GALIB* MEHBOOBA ke ghar ke peechay susu kerte pakre gaye to bolay *Tere Pyar Main Hum Yuun Giray GALIB* Ke ANSOON Bhi Gir Rahe Hain Rasta badal badal Ker*  ham pagl ap k peechy, ap pagl kisi aur k peechy, woh pagl kisi ur k peechy, sary pagl aagy peechy.  Pathan aur Gadhey main 3 cheesain common hain 1.dono pagal  2.naswar khatey hain  3.aur pagal hotey hain  Doctor:-(Mareez se) "Ager mary elaaj se tum tandrust ho gaye to kia do ge?" Mareez:- "Mein qabrein khodta hon, Aap ke liye muft mein qabar kho don ga..."

Jo aap ko dil se pyar karay...Aap per jaan nisar karay..Aap ka sadda intizaar karay...Aap ki eik adda per qatal hazar karay... WOH KOYE PAGAL HI HO GHA..  Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo. Baji: Khana abi nai paka. Faqeer:Baji number likh lo jab pak jay to misscall de dena,  Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr pakistan ka Flag mangta hai phair wo shoopkeeper ko kuch kehta hai jis ko sun kr wo pagal ho jata hai think is main aur colour dekhao.  Confidence Or Over confidence mai kiya farq ha. Aap Apni GirlFriend ko Kiss kr sakte hain Thats Confidence Sirf Or Sirf Ap he kr Sakte Hain Thats over Confidence!

Logic- Teacher to jaat student:A=B,B=C, So C=A Now tell me n example jst lyk dat Jaat student:I Love u,U love ur daughter dan I Love ur daughter........ Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon. Jinke Pass wo hota hai, woh hath me leke hilate hain. Jinke pass nahi hota hai, wo ungli dal ki hilate hain.... Bolo Kya? Tooth Brush.. Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho. :)  main nai apne ghar walo samjha dia hai wo sab maan gaye hai. aap bhi apney ghar walo ko bata do. wo b man jaye gay. akhir ye baat kab tak hum chupaingay? 1 na 1 din tu pata chal jay ga Q na khoud hi bata den acha hai k k k shan biryani masale k 7 qurma masala free  mDoctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Ek Chor Ek Gangster Aur Ek Murderer Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The.. Tab Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha ? ? Socho ? ? Ek POLICE OFFICER..  kia zamna ta jab hum mila karty te raat bar chand ka humrah ferah karta te dekh kar jo hume chup chap guzer jata ta kabi us shakss ko hum pyar karte the.  ... Mushkilon se kbi aap ki mulaqat na ho Udaas betho aisi koi bat na ho Dua hy k mehfilon se saje zindagi aap ki Bus muje pukar lena ager koi sath na ho  [0][3][2][1] [7][3][4][8][ [7][5][8] ye lo love guru ka taveez  jis lrki ko bhejo gy wo forn meri ho jaye gi?

Logic- Teacher to jaat student:A=B,B=C, So C=A Now tell me n example jst lyk dat Jaat student:I Love u,U love ur daughter dan I Love ur daughter........ Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon. Jinke Pass wo hota hai, woh hath me leke hilate hain. Jinke pass nahi hota hai, wo ungli dal ki hilate hain.... Bolo Kya? Tooth Brush.. Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho. :)  main nai apne ghar walo samjha dia hai wo sab maan gaye hai. aap bhi apney ghar walo ko bata do. wo b man jaye gay. akhir ye baat kab tak hum chupaingay? 1 na 1 din tu pata chal jay ga Q na khoud hi bata den acha hai k k k shan biryani masale k 7 qurma masala free  mDoctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Ek Chor Ek Gangster Aur Ek Murderer Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The.. Tab Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha ? ? Socho ? ? Ek POLICE OFFICER..  kia zamna ta jab hum mila karty te raat bar chand ka humrah ferah karta te dekh kar jo hume chup chap guzer jata ta kabi us shakss ko hum pyar karte the.  ... Mushkilon se kbi aap ki mulaqat na ho Udaas betho aisi koi bat na ho Dua hy k mehfilon se saje zindagi aap ki Bus muje pukar lena ager koi sath na ho  From: dildar  Call: 03456946187 [0][3][2][1] [7][3][4][8][ [7][5][8] ye lo love guru ka taveez  jis lrki ko bhejo gy wo forn meri ho jaye gi?

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? 

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the 
office 
 
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Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and 
touch her anywhere he likes ? 
Lifebuoy 
 
 
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2 sardar talking during diwali 
 
1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir 
awaz, aisa kyon ? 
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche 
 
 
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A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to 
call one in particular 
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname ! 
 
 
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koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak 
bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui 
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayee 
 
 
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Teacher : What is the chemical formulae of water ? 
Sardar : HIJKLMNO 
Teacher : What are you talking about ? 
Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O 
 
 
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Man: How was your exam today ? 
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult 
Man: Which one ? 
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought...i 
thought...i thought about it and wrote THUNK 
 
 
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How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ? 
Throw a 100 rupee note inside 
 
 
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A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a brother " 
Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother " 
 
 
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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and 
closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does 
the same stuff. 
Wife askes : Why are you doing this ? 
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

 Sardar Names

 Q: What do you call a Sikh who drinks only beer?
 A: JUSBEER SINGH.

 Q: What do you call a Sikh guy who has only one drink ?
 A: JUST-ONE SINGH.

 Q: What do you call a Sikh scuba diver?
 A: JULL-UNDER SINGHQ:

 What do you call a better adapted Sikh diver?
 A: JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL.

 Q: What do you call a bald Sikh guy ?
 A: BALD-EV SINGH.

 Q: What do you call a Sikh boyfriend?
 A: HER PAL SINGH.

 Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
 A: JOURNAL SINGH.

 Q: What do you call a Sikh guy running towards the enemy camp witha
 white flag in his hand?
 A: SURRENDER SINGH.

 Q: What do you call a Sikh man with only one hair?
 A: IK-BAL SINGH

 Q: What do you call a Sikh man who is a fast runner?
 A: TEJ SINGH

 Q: What do you call a Sikh standing on one leg?
 A: BALAN SINGH

 Q: What do you call a Sikh enjoying a walk in the park?
 A: RELAX SINGH

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?

What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined?  A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS

Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!

Advice
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can  bankrupt u if u're not careful.

r mosquitoes  religious? YES They  first sing over u &  then  prey  on  you

wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur  kurti now ahhh....  Finally the suitcase is closed.

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.

I want U 2 know dat our friendship  means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..

Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open

Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for you Mind: To care for u Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato: ketch up!!

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600

What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.

A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread